It's the principal of the thing I can't stand

I don't know principal Tom Barth over at Central High in La Crosse, and I don't want to.
This is the guy who had one of his students - Carter Broer of Coon Valley, arrested -- yes, arrested -- for putting his administrative mug shot on a parody of a Captain Morgan's Rum ad. The kid may be charged with defamation for his PhotoShop exploits. The principal out to have his no-funski likeness and petty-ass action spread from sea-to-shining-sea and beyond.
When high school seniors go to court for making fun of the principal, our country is in deep, deep trouble.