Friday, September 15, 2006

So, why is it that they hate us?

Americans in Denial about 9/11

By Matt Taibbi, RollingStone.com
Posted on September 14, 2006, Printed on September 15, 2006
http://www.alternet.org/story/41635/

So, why did they hate us after all?

We sure blew off that question nicely. As with everything else in this country, our response to 9/11 was a heroic compendium of idiocy, cowardice, callow flag-waving, weepy sentimentality (coupled with an apparently bottomless capacity for self-pity), sloth, laziness, and partisan ignorance.

We dealt with 9/11 in many ways. We instantly dubbed everyone who died in the accident a hero and commissioned many millions (billions?) in mawkish elegiac art. We created a whole therapy industry to deal with our 9/11 -- related grief, made a few claustrophobic two-star Hollywood movies about the bombings, read Lisa Beamer's book and bought that DVD narrated by Rudy, watched Law and Order entertainments about sensational murders committed that morning and left for Jerry Orbach to solve, made bushels of quasi-religious references to "hallowed ground." We made many careers out of assigning blame for the attacks, with the right blaming Bill Clinton, Michael Moore blaming George Bush, and the clinically insane blaming those mysterious demolition experts who allegedly wired the bottoms of the towers with the explosives that "really" caused the tragedy. And we talked about 9/11 -- to death. We blathered on so much about the attacks and whined so hard about our "lost innocence" that the rest of the world, initially sympathetic, ended up staring at us in suicidally impatient agony, a can of kerosene overturned above its head, like the old lady sitting next to Robert Hays in Airplane!

We did just about everything except honestly ask ourselves what the hell really happened, and why.

That process of self-examination was flawed from the start. We were screwed the moment Fareed Zakaria wrote his infamous "The Politics of Rage: Why Do They Hate Us?" essay for Newsweek a few weeks after the attacks. The question -- why do they hate us? -- was maybe the right question, but that was only if everyone could have agreed on what it meant. For what do we mean by they, and what do we mean by us? I for one am not entirely sure we're clear on these points, even now.

That we couldn't agree on who they were should be obvious by now. To the Bush administration the answers to the they/us questions were, respectively, "Foreigners" and "America." From the outset the Bush crew showed that they were both unwilling and unable to budge from the post-WWII political paradigm they'd all grown up under, and viewed the 9/11 events purely as an attack on the American nation-state by a belligerent foreign power. Their solution to the terrorism problem revolved entirely around a strategy for dealing with those foreign nation-states that were the "sponsors" of terrorism -- Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, and North Korea. It was characteristic of the fourth-rate minds in this White House that they not only immediately got lost in the wrong political paradigm in response to the bombing, but picked the wrong country, Iraq, to punish for the crime. If we give them another ten years at it they'll probably end up introducing market reform to Antarctica as a backup plan.

Bush and his buddies grew up in the Cold War, an era where two countries dominated the world and even the scraggliest warlord in the central African jungle was usually a client of one or the other. It was a fun time for the overgrown Risk-playing nerds inhabiting America's think-tanks, who spent half a century describing all human life as an ongoing chess match between life-affirming American capitalism on the one hand and, on the other, the bloodsucking communist religion cruelly foisted upon the world by a conspiratorial bund of grubby German Jews (Hitler was eighty years too late!) and French homosexuals. That was what it came down to: world politics for half a century was a pissing match between two warring factions in the sociology department of the international University of Well-Fed White People. Things were so simple, even George Bush could understand them.

Well, things have changed since then. The operating conflict on earth now is no longer capitalism vs. communism, but one pitting organization vs. anarchy. All over the world, the borders of nation-states are blurring and becoming more and more meaningless. From the north Indian subcontinent, to the jungles of the Amazon basin, to the Middle East, and especially to west and central Africa, nations are fast losing their integrity while local warlords and gangs are taking over.

In some places in the world, authority changes more from block to block than nation to nation. In countries like Pakistan, which last week was forced to sign a humiliating peace accord with belligerents on its own territory of Waziristan, a tribal leader can twist the nipples of a nuclear power and not only keep his neck but come out ahead of the game afterward. In the late '80s and early '90s the Risk nerds squealed with delight over the supposedly unipolar world created by the fall of the Berlin Wall, but actually the change was from bipolar to apolar. There was anarchy and a crisis of international identity on the other side of that wall. Our pole, one might say, turned out to be a lot smaller than we thought it was.

So what happened? We never got that far in our reasoning. The farthest we ventured, before returning to our regularly scheduled programming, was a vague concession that the world was now "different." "All of this was brought upon us in a single day -- and night fell on a different world,' said George Bush in his "Churchillian" State of the Union address that next January. "The United States confronts a very different world today," opined the 9/11 commission report. It was "After 9/11, A Different World," as CBS News put it. Different how? Well, that's the part we haven't really figured out yet.

For the most part, America looks pretty much like it looked before 9/11. We spend most of our time pounding Ding-Dongs and Sonic burgers, watching ESPN, and surfing porn sites, while transnational corporations -- the silent allies of drug cartels and warlords in the dismantling of the traditional nation-state -- install turnstiles in congress and steadily move our entire manufacturing economy overseas. Our culture is a parade of idiot reality shows where ordinary citizens eat caterpillars for money and southern jocks drive moving billboards in a circle at 200 mph in front of euphoric crowds of a hundred thousand. In the intellectual north, our braver political dissidents dress in t-shirts with the face of George Bush morphed onto a pig's body and watch documentaries in which other intellectuals brag about being tricked by the Republicans into voting to invade the wrong country.

So what's changed? Well, we now hang our heads when we remember that dark day, kneel before the appropriate icons (Pat Tillman, firefighters, the flight 93 passengers) at the appropriate times, and periodically make sure to remember the Big Lesson, AKA Anything Can Happen, Even To Those Such As Us. The Monday Night Footballcrew this week commemorated 9/11 by bringing a firefighter named Tim Buckley into the booth; when asked what was different now, the humbled Buckley said that after 9/11, you have to think about things more when you go out on a call. "You don't know what to expect, after something like that," he sighed, shaking his head.

Somber nods all around to that in the booth, and then, with the snap of a finger; back to the field --- 3rd and 16 for the struggling Raiders...

In this light one could almost view our response to 9/11 as a triumph of the American system. If 20 knife-wielding lunatics blowing a hole in the middle of Manhattan on international television can't even temporarily knock us out of "What, me worry?" mode, you have to feel pretty good about our future chances for remaining just as cheerfully numb through even a more serious disruption of our fantasy existence.

America's response to 9/11 was basically to blow off the entire question of why it happened, change the set-design behind the same old us-vs.-evil commies cowboy-movie worldview, and to patch the hole blown in our self-esteem with a crude mix of stage-managed self-congratulation and sentimental claptrap. Our failure to actually win our subsequent self-declared war on the evildoers we explained away by using a modern innovation, i.e. taking a New-Agey approach to our shortcomings and forgiving ourselves for our little imperfections. In the Dr. Phil age, actual achievement isn't important, so long as you're comfortable with yourself! Make a list every morning, think about the good things in life! Living in Madison Avenue's irony age helps also -- when even Tony Sopranos pours his heart out to a shrink every week, it's not hard to convince Americans that they're still tough, even though Osama bin Laden is still doing bong hits on Al Jazeera five years after we boldly promised to kick his ass.

Whatever happened to actually being tough? What happened to speaking softly while we carry that big stick? Of staring problems bravely in the face, of taking the world seriously? History long ago washed that generation of "us" away, along with the world we still think we live in.

Matt Taibbi is a writer for Rolling Stone.

© 2006 Independent Media Institute. All rights reserved.
View this story online at: http://www.alternet.org/story/41635/

Friday, June 09, 2006

No time for such nonsense

Published in the Winona Daily News, June 7, 2006

C’mon Mr. President, we don’t have time for this nonsense.
We have a country that’s slipping into the red at the rate of $1.75 billion a day, that’s importing 11 million barrels of oil a day and losing our young men and women to Iraqi bombs and snipers every day and you’re telling us to pay attention to who might want to marry whom.
With Iraq, the deficit, spiraling energy costs, health care, melting ice caps and the price of tea (and everything else we buy there) in China — amending the Constitution to deal with something that hasn’t happened yet is worthy of Congressional debate and special presidential attention?
We don’t think so.
Do we think it’s a cheap political ploy to distract citizens from their country’s real problems?
Yes we do.
It’s a case of the president crying “Wolf! Wolf!” while pointing to a snoozing Chihuahua.
Whether an individual believes the right to marry should be limited to heterosexual couples or not, the Marriage Protection Amendment before the Senate this week is an ill-considered un-needed politically-driven legislative sideshow.
From the nation’s beginning, setting standards for marriage has been a state, not a federal prerogative. How old, how closely related, how long to wait — marriage laws all change significantly as a prospective couple crosses state lines. Fifty years ago, in some states, race entered the equation. Nowadays, in some states, gender no longer does.
The Republic has survived.
Specifically, when it comes to same-sex marriages, 18 states have amended their constitutions to define marriage as between “one man and one woman.” Other states, Minnesota among them, have the same definition written into statutory law.
Furthermore, in 1996, the federal Defense of Marriage Act became law which specifies that, under federal law, “a marriage is the legal union of a man and a woman as husband and wife” and absolves any state from the obligation to recognize a same-sex marriage performed elsewhere.
What most people believe the proposed Constitutional amendment is intended to do has already been done.
So what is the president all worked up about?
Well, he insists, someday, somehow, some court might decide all those laws and all those amendments are so much ink on paper and only a Constitutional amendment can protect us against that.
It’s a pre-emptive amendment — a lot like the invasion of Iraq was a pre-emptive war.
We suggest a conservative approach. If the Supreme Court rules that heterosexual exclusivity is an unconstitutional encumbrance on Americans’ civil and marital rights, then let the Congress take up the issue and, if in their wisdom they see it necessary to overrule the court, send such an amendment to the states for consideration and ratification. But first, let’s let the idea get past Justices Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Scalia, Kennedy and their somewhat less strict-constructionist colleagues. Until then, it’s just the president and his partisans waving a political red shirt — the 21st century equivalent of segregationist race-baiting in the Old South.
We don’t have time for this nonsense, Mr. President. Neither should you.

By Jerome Christenson on behalf of the Winona Daily News editorial board, which also includes publisher Rusty Cunningham, editor Darrell Ehrlick, photo editor James A. Bowey and sales and marketing manager Tom Best. To comment, call 453-3522 or send e-mail to letters@winonadailynews.com

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

George C. and George W. "Never be outniggered again"

Amazing how we've suddenly discovered Mexicans.
Mexicans all over the place. Cutting the grass. Washing the dishes. Killing the pigs. Pulling the beets. Mexicans everywhere -- to hear the Republicans tell it, anyway.
Funny how all these Mexicans showed up just as GOP Congressmen and their lobbyist buddies are heading to court like a bunch of Enron executives. How the folks from South of the Border changed from lettuce pickers, gardeners and garbage collectors to petential terrorists and inplacable threats to the Ameican Way of Life about the time Iraq turned to pus, the NSA got caught with their ears to the national keyhole, middle income people realized rich folks were getting more in tax cuts than they'd be taking home next year and a guy driving a cowboy Cadillac needed a hundred dollar bill and a fistful of singles to fill up.
Yeah, our kids are getting blown up, our constitution is getting ripped up and our oil supply is drying up and we're supposed to be worried there are too many Mexicans cleaning our hotel bathrooms, fixing our roofs and watching our kids.
Somehow it reminds me of what George Corley Wallace said after he lost his first run for governor of Alabama way back in 1958 -- "I'll never be outniggered again."
Well, Condi won't let George Bush say exactly that, but that's what he's doing -- the only difference is the skins are a lighter shade of brown and the accent is different.
When will we start hearing about the administration's "Final Solution to the Illegal Problem?"

It's the principal of the thing I can't stand

I don't know principal Tom Barth over at Central High in La Crosse, and I don't want to.
This is the guy who had one of his students - Carter Broer of Coon Valley, arrested -- yes, arrested -- for putting his administrative mug shot on a parody of a Captain Morgan's Rum ad. The kid may be charged with defamation for his PhotoShop exploits. The principal out to have his no-funski likeness and petty-ass action spread from sea-to-shining-sea and beyond.
When high school seniors go to court for making fun of the principal, our country is in deep, deep trouble.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Minnesota Taliban

Well it looks like the high priestess of the Minnesota Taliban got the nod to make a try for a two-year taxpayer-paid trip to Washington. Yeah, Michelle Bachmann -- nee' Amble, of youthful lust-tainted memory -- had the dirty old men of the GOP slavering out of her hand this weekend. Hit those doinks with a queer-hating, gun-toting, tax-cutting, Jesus-loving mama with T & A holding up pretty good for a passle of kids and the far side of 50 and we have and endorsed Congresswoman-wanna be.
Well, with any luck, she and her fanatic friends of Jesus will put a scare into the hoi poloi that will send them to the polls to vote for whichever jackass the DFL puts on the ballot and packs her off to a well-deserved obscurity.
On the otherhand, it might be fun to send her to Washington to publically befoul herself...
It is, however, amazing, that this is the same Minnesota Republican Party that was home to Harold Stassen, Elmer Anderson, Lloyd Duxbury and Arne Carlson.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Vox populi

Well, it's good to see that the people are still smarter than the folks we send to Congress. It appears that the latest bright idea of the elected class -- send everybody a $100 check and we'ss shut up about $3 gas was about to get them laughed out of office. Somebody might have pointed out to our pampered politicos that getting a couple tanks of gas on Uncle Sam's nickel wasn't about to be a life changing experience -- save maybe for the numbskulls who proposed it.
Americans may not be the brightest bulbs on the string, but jeez...

Saturday, April 29, 2006

... nothing much

Right now I don't have anything much to say beyond it's raining and it seemed as good a time as any to set this up. If you're seeking great wisdom, you've come to the right place -- just come at the wrong time.
Try back later.